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Ossiana Tepfenhart

Why Trump Is Discussing Aliens, Armageddon, And NOT The Epstein Files

Why Trump Is Discussing Aliens, Armageddon, And NOT The Epstein Files

Kleeborp isn’t going to save you, Trumpy.

Mar 3, 2026

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11 min read

We’re Officially In Nazi Germany Territory Right Now...So Now What?

We’re Officially In Nazi Germany Territory Right Now...So Now What?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Mar 1, 2026

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12 min read

‘Alpine Divorce’ Is Murder With 1,000 More Steps

‘Alpine Divorce’ Is Murder With 1,000 More Steps

Did anyone else hear this shit?

Mar 1, 2026

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8 min read

The State Of The Union Has Never Been More Embarrassing

The State Of The Union Has Never Been More Embarrassing

People aren’t even watching it, because why would they?

Feb 24, 2026

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7 min read

A Former 2000s Model Discusses ‘Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model’

A Former 2000s Model Discusses ‘Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model’

I’m going to get so much hate for this...

Feb 23, 2026

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13 min read

7 Tips For People Dealing With Family Members Who Regret Voting For 47

7 Tips For People Dealing With Family Members Who Regret Voting For 47

Yes, it's bad. No, it doesn't have to be THAT bad.

Feb 20, 2026

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10 min read

Let's Talk About Why Bondi Is So Scared To Release The Files

Let's Talk About Why Bondi Is So Scared To Release The Files

Yes, Epstein is in the news. No, you're not picking up on the biggest parts.

Feb 17, 2026

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9 min read

Beyond Politics: How Cult Psychology Explains a Father’s Unthinkable Choice

Beyond Politics: How Cult Psychology Explains a Father’s Unthinkable Choice

A man killed his child over Trump, and he’s not the first to do it.

Feb 16, 2026

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9 min read

‘Mr. Burns: A Post-Electric Play is a brilliant look at cultural negation

‘Mr. Burns: A Post-Electric Play is a brilliant look at cultural negation

Yes, this is a real play that examines a genuine truth about our literary history.

Feb 13, 2026

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9 min read

The Biggest Epstein Bombshell That No American Wants To Discuss

The Biggest Epstein Bombshell That No American Wants To Discuss

America is not brave. It’s bitched.

Feb 11, 2026

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7 min read

The Printing Industry Might Get Saved By...Facebook’s Censorship?

The Printing Industry Might Get Saved By...Facebook’s Censorship?

Solid media is seeing a spike in demand, and it might revive an old trade.

Feb 10, 2026

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13 min read

I Don’t Care If You Regret Voting For Trump Anymore

I Don’t Care If You Regret Voting For Trump Anymore

No, really. I don’t care.

Jan 27, 2026

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7 min read

Younger People Don’t Party, And It’s Actually Making Me Feel Old

Younger People Don’t Party, And It’s Actually Making Me Feel Old

“No drugs, no drinking, no sex. What the hell?!” — Ossiana

Jan 21, 2026

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9 min read

The Real Reason Why Fashion Got So Bland Might Surprise You

The Real Reason Why Fashion Got So Bland Might Surprise You

Is our nation dealing with a "depression look?"

Jan 19, 2026

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8 min read

America Is In An Abusive Relationship With Itself

America Is In An Abusive Relationship With Itself

If it feels like you’re being abused, it’s because you are.

Jan 18, 2026

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12 min read

When Parents Can Excuse The Murder Of Their Own Kids, It’s Bad

When Parents Can Excuse The Murder Of Their Own Kids, It’s Bad

A video of Trumpist parents made me realize how ugly things will get.

Jan 14, 2026

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5 min read

The Secret Way Democrats Are Aiding The GOP’s Takeover Of America

The Secret Way Democrats Are Aiding The GOP’s Takeover Of America

Or, how the Democrats prove they are okay with aiding and abetting the GOP.

Jan 12, 2026

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8 min read

America Just Low-Key Declared Open Season On Its Own Citizens

America Just Low-Key Declared Open Season On Its Own Citizens

If you're not angry, you're not bright,

Jan 11, 2026

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6 min read

The Real Reason Why Conservatives Are Dying To Be Seen As Counterculture Icons

The Real Reason Why Conservatives Are Dying To Be Seen As Counterculture Icons

It’s not just in your head. They really want to be seen as alternative counterculture gods.

Jan 10, 2026

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11 min read

We’re Watching The Death Of The American Megachurch In Real-Time

We’re Watching The Death Of The American Megachurch In Real-Time

From thousands of parishioners down to hundreds, this once dependable “business” is in shambles.

Jan 7, 2026

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11 min read

"Haha, You Clowns" Is The Healing Salve Men Need

"Haha, You Clowns" Is The Healing Salve Men Need

In a world of toxic masculinity, seeing healthy men makes you feel incredible.

Jan 5, 2026

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7 min read

My Old High School System Gave Me A Bitter Taste Of China’s Banned School Style

My Old High School System Gave Me A Bitter Taste Of China’s Banned School Style

How is this legal? Well...

Jan 2, 2026

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10 min read

My Old High School System Gave Me A Bitter Taste Of China's Banned School Style

My Old High School System Gave Me A Bitter Taste Of China's Banned School Style

Ivy League entry isn't worth a hospitalization.

Jan 1, 2026

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17 min read

What Leftists Think When They See A MAGA Hat At The Dinner Table

What Leftists Think When They See A MAGA Hat At The Dinner Table

MAGAts always wonder what kind of reaction they're eliciting from us, so let me explain.

Dec 30, 2025

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12 min read

(Don't) Take Me To Church: How America's Pews Are Emptying

(Don't) Take Me To Church: How America's Pews Are Emptying

"He's a man of God. That's why he hit him."

Dec 30, 2025

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12 min read

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