You know, I often warn people against believing in conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theories have become weaponized as a way to spread propaganda and push people toward the far right. It’s been successful. I mean, look at Q-Anon.
For a person like myself, it’s hard to understand how some people might want to believe in a world where an evil Bill Gates is tracking people with nanochips in vaccines — or a world where the world is flat. I mean, aside from it making no sense, it doesn’t provide comfort.
Once in a while, though, I’ll hear a conspiracy theory that gives me the odd warm and fuzzies. So, let’s talk about it.
The other day, I watched a video involving a report about a farmer.
I keep trying to find that video, but it was telling stories about portals to other times and dimensions. I like watching those because they make me wonder about things.
According to the video, the report was first found in 1990 or so and involved a farm out in the Midwest who was working on his ranch when a portal opened up and sucked him in.
He remembered seeing calendars from 2010 or so, plus a man holding a potted plant who realized he was somehow stuck in there. He also apparently found some documents that he read on a desk, too.
They somehow managed to get him back, but he was never the same. Apparently, he went crazy but kept mentioning the numbers and project name he saw on the paperwork.
Later on, declassified documents revealed that the project name he was obsessed with was the Stargate Program or something similar. The bottom line was that there was actual “evidence” that the farmer had been accidentally teleported to the future by CIA operatives.
I like to believe this theory is true for one reason and one reason only.
This doesn’t sound like an uplifting story at first, but hold on. Think about the connotations and the implications the story holds. If this is true…
The CIA has the ability to travel through time and influence timelines. That means that they likely managed to save America from annhiliations we never even knew about.
If that’s true, then the CIA also knows what’s going on with Trump. Think about what that means. Trump is the biggest threat to America in the better part of two centuries. They know what Trump is going to do and what his followers will do — and assuming they are loyal to the country, they will allow it to happen if and only if it prevents something worse from happening.
It also means that there will be an upward inflection sometime in the future. In other words, not all is lost.
Maybe they allowed that “accident” to happen as a way to release that story and get others to see it. Who knows who saw that video story or who will hear of that story and just…not give up? Think about that. We don’t know how the words we write affect others. Maybe it’s a psyop for good? A psyop to oddly inspire hope and trust in the government?
That’s actually really uplifting if you think about it.
Times are difficult and weird, so let me tell you about what I’ve learned about those times.
I’ve been trafficked. I lost my home. I feel like I’m slowly losing grip on my businesses too. I’m addicted to kratom. My family life is very toxic right now, and I’ve made the active decision to cut off 99 percent of people in my life.
I don’t really know where to go from here. But I know one thing about this type of living that most others don’t: sometimes believing in the bizarre and impossible is what you need to get through it.
Maybe you need to believe that a sky man is watching out for you. Maybe you need to believe in what a psychic told you to keep marching on, or maybe even believe in the idea that people from another dimension will help us.
Maybe you need to believe that the CIA secretly sees everything that’s happening and is going to do something to help avoid a worse fate and hopefully rebuild the US.
Or maybe you’re like me, still holding onto a belief that you might be able to become a millionaire one day. Or maybe it’s something even more bizarre that you believe. Weird, “crazy” beliefs have a million different flavors.
Look. I’m not one to judge.
Sometimes the weirdest shit happens that just makes it all seem like there is a bigger plan in mind. Heck, one could even argue that our very creation is a miraculous happening in itself.
Maybe the belief is wrong, but the effects are not.
In my struggles, I’ve learned several things to be true about survival:
Better believe that no one has the right to judge you for your actions to survive. They don’t like you turning tricks? Tell them to fuck off, because they wouldn’t have helped you anyway. They don’t like you using drugs? Well unless they’re offering you what you need to not kill yourself, they better shut up. Everyone judges. Not everyone cares if you survive.
Your closest friends will not abandon you in your time of need. If they do without reason to believe they’ll be hurt by you, then they were not your friends. This is why I’ve decided to cut off everyone around me.
Beliefs have a lot more power than you think they do. I’m not even talking about the manifesting thing that so many other “woo-woo” folks do. I’m talking about just believing that maybe, somewhere out there, an intangible force has your best beliefs in mind. Sometimes that gives you the strength to press on in a way that other things just don’t.
I don’t know what all of you are going through, but I do know that beliefs can help. So, here’s hoping you find something weird to believe in. I know I have my own.

Beam me up!